Three sentence movie reviews. Indiana Jones and the Return of the Crystal Skull.

 In All (-ish), Three Sentence Movie Reviews

I was incredibly lukewarm about this movie and it met my expectations. Despite months of pre -movie joking, there was no plot line involving Harrison Ford’s wattles and he was super fit despite being 104 and playing an action hero. The middle chase scene went on way too long, but as an adventure-type movie it delivered: the bad villain, the ultra good hero, the long lost love (though she mostly just drove and simpered), the big secret, the return of the crystal skull.

PS. Cate Blanchett’s hair was awesome! As was she.

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  • Sara K.

    Blech! This was not my favorite of the franchise. And the twist, too over the top. -S

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