Three sentence movie reviews: Fast Five
This movie is awesome in its incredibly unbelievable plot, its fabulous (and also unbelievable) special effects, its over-the-top, well, everything. I can’t tell you how much I enjoyed it, far beyond its actual worthiness. Could my great love for this film have to do with Vin Diesel, a man who looks like he was an incredible nerd all through his formative years*, yet bulked up and became a hunky star, despite his lack of official good looks, so-so acting skills and odd voice?
*Hah! IMDB reports that he is a D&D fan! I knew it!