Three sentence movie reviews: What we do in the Shadows
Amusing mockumentry about vampires living in New Zealand. It manages to be both gross and heartfelt at the same time. I found it especially excelled in the quick jokes* but the characters were interesting too.
Where watched: Laurelhurst Theater.
Vampire speaks to camera: “If you get turned too young, you always look like a child” [Shakes head sadly] [Meets up with two young teenage vampire girls] [Vampire girl #1] “Yeah, we’re just off to meet up with a pedophile.
“Remember we’re werewolves, not swearwolves.”